drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via lost-in-memories-x)

yurameshi:

*two episodes in* *changes phone background* *makes cosplay plans*

(via hell-over-me-heaven-above-you)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via hell-over-me-heaven-above-you)

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie, via a-story-ofagirl)

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(via teenage-mindset)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via and-theirnamewastreasonn)