h0odrich:

nice try mom

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via my-bitter-parade)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via cramp)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now